i’m watching Extreme Couponing and i just saw a woman rack up a charge of over $1000 and then her coupon game was so fucking raw by the end of it the store owed her $8. what the fuck
“her coupon game was so fuckin raw” is basically the best string of words ever concocted
That woman has nothing on my dad
The ratchets in my genetics class are starting to clap because they don’t understand the recessive traits and I’m scared for my teacher
- 9 April
How to handle a drunk girl passed out on your couch.
It’s really that simple.
This fucking guy, man.
He deserves a medal of awesomeness.so um…yes. i like you.
Gentleman award! From one gentleman to another, keeping chivalry alive!
(Source: wholove)
Degrees of thirst
- Low Grade: Telling a chick she cute in an outfit, telling her shit about her lips, all comments about something physical but lighthearted and can be laughed off
- Medium Grade: Very hard to laugh off, direct comments about dat ass and dem titties, low level comments about various scenarios
- High Grade: Intent is 100% clear, "I wanna fuck u" is very common place, must be comfortable with the recipient or this could come off as ultra creepy
- S+ Class Grade: The thirst that goes beyond thirst. Will leave wild instagram comments on a chick's picture that they don't even know, will like a chick's entire tagged me and then send a message asking for their phone number, avoid at all costs, may be dangerous
